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Yeehaw!!! Welcome to my bio page, either you're stalking me or you got here by accident, but whether you like it or not you're gonna find out more about me than you probably ever wanted to know..hahaha. Lets see, where do I start? I'm 22 years old, five-foot-four and three quarters and wear size 8.5 shoes...sometimes 9. I recently graduated from Calvin College in Grand Rapids Michigan where I left many dutch guys broken hearted, some mascots stolen, dining rooms trashed and classes failed..heheh. I still don't have a real job although I've been having fun working at a golf course all summer. The way I came into existence is kinda strange, my dad's from Ohio and my mom is from Brazil, they met in Peru but I was made in Mexico and lived there for 10 years, then was imported to Chicago then trained in Michigan. I have 2 siblings John and Stephanie who are great....for me to poop on...hehe, and my wonderful dog White Sox who knows how to bark in Spanish. My hobbies other than art include pranking, cheating, lying and streaking...not necessarrily in that order...but usually. I've enjoyed art forever because it's a cheap way to make presents for people and it was a pretty easy major to have in college, I like mostly doing portraits of hot guys like Conan O'Brien, Will Smith, Homer Simpson, and Owen Wilson...mmm ...hot guys. If you don't like anything you see on this site, first of all it's not my fault because I didn't make it, but secondly you can email me a request of some hot guy you'd like me to paint, or even a girl or maybe both...who knows, I might go crazy. If you're wondering why this site is called candyartist well then you really are just some random person surfing the web and obviously not my friend...yet. I actually have made some paintings out of candy...but mostly I just like to eat it...a lot...heheh...so if you don't have any money to buy art with we might be able to arrange for payment in candy currency...if you're lucky... and I'm hungry. This website was made by my buddy/pseudo-dad/landlord
Josh who thinks I'll make a lot of money by selling these paintings
and drawings...I think he's a crackhead but if you'd like to prove
me wrong go ahead...buy something...I dare you...hehe (i hope that
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